and my big head
looked up to thank her and walk away, but was taken aback by how much makeup
the girl was wearing. She looked like a 9 year old whore..."
stopped kissing, then my friend turned over so he was lying on his back
again. So the whole class, including myself, flipped around and laid on our
by the boat
got in the water and I began to feel her up from behind. She didn't have any
problem with me groping her for a few minutes."
sounds of a massive explosion roared through the air. I could see the flames
all around me. I thought to myself it had to be a nuclear explosion."
I was sitting alone in my living room thinking about this assignment. That's
when I looked down at my living room table and noticed several bag of jelly
picked up a roll of Mentos from the candy counter and made the pose. A big
smile of recognition passed on everyone's face..."
in my school
was trapped in a dungeon ruled by demons. The leader was a skeleton with
girl, part II
tried to strike up a conversation with her, but she kept ignoring me and
made it obvious that she was trying to be with her friends."
girl, part I
looked deep into her face, then did something completely out of character
for me. I went in and kissed her."
looked very sad and said, "I'm sorry folks. We're out of air. The
population has gotten too big and we're going to run out of air in the next
found out that the guy from my classes was also out the previous month.
During the exact night of my dream he had a sports related accident and was
looked up to the barbecue again and saw my cousin was back up there dancing
into the fire again. This time when I yelled out, the adults did nothing..."
then looked over the side of the bridge and noticed that I was miles off the
ground. And the bridge was even steeper than I imagined. Kind of like I was
sitting on top of the St. Louis Arch..."
"I remember that it wasn't so
much of a Superman type of flight as it was kicking my legs as if I was
swimming in the air."
drew carey episode
floods with water and everything goes silent."
wanted to bring my cat to school. I spent a while holding her in my arms and
trying to get her into my car."
stood behind a tree watching the rest of the guys. They started dumping
rusty machine parts over the edge."
thought to myself, 'I wonder if she's a virgin.' I looked down and blood was
gushing out all over the place."