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 -chocolate
covered candles
"As
the door swung back, Gary Coleman was standing there Watchyoutalkingabout,
Willis? pulling my arm insisting that we leave."
-bumper
cars
"I was pissed
because I’d totaled my new car. I looked at it, picked it up, and flipped
it over." -stereos
for the power rangers
I was afraid to go by
myself, so I asked one of the 'power rangers' to walk me, and he told me to
get a life. I said "You're the one who dresses like a POWER
RANGER, and I should get a life. That's irony"
-finally
lucid
I looked at him and said “OH YEAH!
I’ve had this dream before! Now I remember” he said, “Dream?”
-water
parks and umbrellas
"I
told her to watch me.. I closed my eyes really tight and raised my arms, and
tried to levitate myself...."
-rockets,
wagons and toys
"Suddenly,
there was a ramp that we went up. We ran up the ramp, and were in the
cockpit of a rocket. We strapped in, and my sis pushed the ignition buttons,
and we blasted off..."
-hangman
"I
was part of a group of people who were scheduled to be hanged..."
-alice
in high school
"She
handed me the pitcher, and said "put that ice in that bag." I
started to remove the top of the pitcher and she SCREAMED at me. JUST THE
ICE!!!"
-bath
robes and wedding dresses
"My
ex was walking toward me, and I told him I couldn't find my keys, he said he
knew why, and dangled them in my face..."
-playing
basketball at the supermarket
"...there
were skylights on the ceiling, and when I looked at them, there were faces
peering down at me..."
-the
day my apartment changed
"Then
there was a woman at the door with a little boy hugging her legs. I looked
over and saw that it was a kid I used to baby-sit..."
-sounds
fishy to me
"I
told him "You made him cry, you need to
apologize" So, he leaned over and said "Sorry,
Charlie." and I told him "That's not
Charlie - Charlie's the dog..."
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