"I love the sound of thick Russian accents, it's my favorite accent to impersonate. The weird thing is, when Zach was telling me the story, I could see the Russian's face saying the words." Luke Stewart
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©2001 david mulhern

My friend Zach and I were in a car with another friend Sean. Zach was parking in a circular area, like in front of a hospital or something. 

He was telling me about some legal trouble he had gotten into with creditors or something. I can't remember exactly what the problem was. 

Anyway he was telling us about his conversation with his lawyer, who had a thick Russian or Romanian accent. The lawyer couldn't believe Zach was so stupid for doing whatever he did and kept telling him "You are f***ing idiot." 

But then his voice would get sweet and he would say "But you forgot right?" 

And Zach would say nicely, "Yeah, I forgot." 

Then the lawyer would go back to telling him "You are f***ing idiot." in that thick Romanian accent, and would end by saying "But you didn't know right?", and Zach would agree...

"Yeah, I didn't know."

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Locations: a parking lot in front of a hospital
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Characters: a strange Russian and Zach...